Frisky Larr (M. A.)
Radio/Television Journalist/Communication Scientist,
Govt. accredited Translator/Interpreter of the English language
Judicially sworn interpreter of English (Regional Court of Bochum)
Germany
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“What
the hell should the North need oil for? After all the groundnut
pyramids of ancient times was an industry superior to Microsoft!”
It was the sound
of stupidity. It was the sound of strategic miscalculations drawn
over decades of intellectual stagnation and lack of homegrown
wisdom.
Northern domination: The
Start of a long-drawn End by Frisky Larr
“What the hell do I
need beer for? After all the taste is bitter and sour!” That’s the sound of
a man, who (according to a saying in one southern language) is
unable to afford beer. This rhythm was echoed lately in the words
of the spokesperson of the Northern Governors’ conference. It was
the sound of frustration. The sound of desperation. “What the
hell does the North need oil for? After all the color is dark and
it pollutes the air!”
These are
sounds that would have been unthinkable years ago in the days of
Yakubu Gowon. They would even have been unthinkable as recently as
a few months ago when the euphoria of policy reversals and the
strategic reoccupation of vintage posts took hold of the Federal
Government currently led by President Umaru Musa Yar’Adua. There
was a reverberation of the general feeling of the bird coming back
home to roost after some temporary travail in a foreign territory
out of the blessing of benevolence!
“What the hell
should the North need oil for? After all the groundnut pyramids of
ancient times was an industry superior to Microsoft!” It was the sound of
stupidity. It was the sound of strategic miscalculations drawn
over decades of intellectual stagnation and lack of homegrown
wisdom.
Years ago, the land in
the north was fertile enough to grow groundnuts and perhaps, many
more products. Today too, the land is fertile. And so it is the
south.
Now that we know that
the unusual dominance of Northerners in the cadre of political
leadership after 1960 in Nigeria was no coincidence, now that we
know that the unusually high number of senior military ranks among
Northerners was no coincidence, now that we also know that the
usage of this military mechanism as an instrument of power grab
may not have been a coincidence after all, it is easy to
understand the erroneous psychology that lured the Northern rulers
into self-aggrandizement and the policy of armchair sit-backers!
In broad daylight, they
allowed the gains of the groundnut pyramids to waste away. Other
countries upgraded and advanced the little opportunities they had.
The northern elites would go back home every Friday. The day of
Muslim worshipping. They would feed the poor, the beggars and the
paupers at the gates of their mansions. They would be hailed as
benevolent and Allah’s gift to mankind. But these beggars wallow
in their poverty and see a ray of hope in remaining beggars.
Today, a huge part of the beggar population in Nigeria are
Northerners.
The northern elite did
not grow a sound base of creative intellectuals. At least, by
virtue of statistical distribution. Illiteracy is still
disproportionately high amongst Northerners. Simply put, the stage
was trimmed by and large and all through the years to keep the
Babangidas, the Atikus, the Yar’Aduas, the Dantatas etc. as the
shinning lights of the northern star.
This miniature model
reflected on the whole of Nigeria as years of northern rulership
progressed. Infrastructures deteriorated steadily. Gains made in
the early post-independence period were systematically squandered.
Coup after coups translated into regular reshuffling of political
strategies. States were created and governor’s posted to several
regions in arbitrary policies of spreading the northern dominance.
A state once called Midwest turned Bendel. An indigenous governor
of the early years raised the stakes in the state with
developmental strategies that have stagnated since the seventies.
When the orgy of coups began, governors were hardly indigenous any
more. Northern governors were sent to the south to spread the
pinch of dominance. They managed the states they were sent to rule
like Executive advisers and not governors with a mission to
develop. It was “chop and quench” and nothing else.
Indigenous southerners learned fast and corruption became a matter
of sweeping the state coffers clean.
The money in the state
coffers derived from this “goddamn oil” from the delta
region and painfully, not from the north – not even a drop! Local
industries were neglected in the north and subsequently in the
south as well. Hardly any government has ruled Nigeria since
independence without the rulers being northerners and the two
occasions of westerners not having been masterminded by
northerners. None of these rulers are poor. In fact, they are
disproportionately wealthy and far beyond the capacity their
salaries could have offered. And they are mostly Northerners.
The eight years
preceding the current government saw one of the two westerners of
our recent history being installed in the seat of power in the
grandstanding of benevolent compensation to make up for the Abiola
debacle but without losing the overall northern grip.
Unfortunately for the
perpetrators, Olusegun Obasanjo bit the fingers that fed him and
sought to reshuffle the system altogether and make the regional
distribution of political power more equitable and reflective of a
federal character. Truly and unfortunately however, he had no
instrument of irreversibility at his disposal. The frantic
strategy of creating a new awareness in the psychological
invention of new vocabularies did not help either. South-South,
Middle-belt, Central belt, and Bottom-belt are now all
vocabularies temporarily relegated to the history books by the
current administration.
The central trait of
today’s politics by the dominant elite is increasingly smacking of
desperation and frustration. Angry as the folks are (the
intellectual folks across the board) at the high-handedness and
self-centered, hero-worshipping mentality of Olusegun Obasanjo,
many are aware (and may not say so openly) that the federal
character was visible in his administration.
Policy reversals and
the launching of probes in areas that are popular with people that
vehemently disagreed with the travails of Olusegun Obasanjo (and
there are many of them too) usually goes down well. But the
southern elites are now suspicious more than ever before, of the
clandestine northern agenda of a perpetual stranglehold on power.
With a little candy here and a little candy there in the form of
policy reversals and probes, etc. the current administration had
hoped that the filling of strategic positions with Northerners
would go unnoticed. It had hoped that inactivity and lack of
vision in governance would go unnoticed. But what people see is
the rapid drive to shift the power base back to the north. Again,
with no instrument of irreversibility.
Militancy in the Niger
Delta that was largely used by combined forces in the north and
south to destabilize the previous government has now grown a
unique dynamic. It is here to stay for the foreseeable future.
Niger Delta militancy
has not only uncovered a glaring military weakness while we parade
Liberia, Sierra Leone and Darfur, it has also served to define the
dangerous future Nigeria faces. Today the elimination of the
geographical zone vocabularies to quell the drives of the former
administration has now seen all other regions outside the north
teaming up as one “south” in accusing the north of being a
parasite.
And indeed, a parasite,
the north has been! So are many southern states too. But while the
pressure mounts on the north to cede its stranglehold on power, it
is easy to see that the days of this dominance are counted. All
the actions of the present government ranging from actively
combating the fight against corruption at high places to the
helpless northernization of political life bear the hallmarks of a
quiet but desperate effort to keep the hopes of a drowning elite
alive.
Unfortunately however,
the combination of armed militancy and superior southern
intellectual population does not offer much hope for this
desperate drive of an increasingly frustrated northern elite.
Indeed, the battle will be long-drawn. It started with the spate
of Sharia declarations to undermine the central government led by
a westerner. It was to stop at nothing. The western President did
not dare to pick on a more worthy successor than Umaru Musa
Yar’Adua for fears of the unknown. The wolves of the north had
been waiting to see the mistake of handing over power to a
southerner. They would have stopped at nothing. They would have
mobilized the general sentiments of hate and wreaked havoc with
the unsuspecting support of southern voices.
Umaru Musa Yar’Adua was
to be a moderating voice that has obviously been hijacked by
regional sentiments and power brokers as the dangerous price he
has to pay for letting him in power.
But the battle line is
drawn. Two presently incorrigible mistakes that have been made by
Umaru Musa Yar’Adua will characterize the defining moments of his
place in history. He has dumped the federal character to the waste
bin in filling policy-shaping positions. He has dropped the
vehement (even though selective) and credible anti-corruption
campaign of his predecessor in the filthy ocean that never flows
back. No one indicted by Nuhu Ribadu was innocent no matter how
selective.
Indeed, the north will
ultimately not need the delta oil when the final equation is
drawn. And when the north is finally ditched, the battle line will
be re-drawn amongst the southerners to demarcate between the south
and the Niger Delta.
But if Nigeria survives
the medium term with an arrangement of sort, mark my words: “Nuhu
Ribadu” in person or in succession will be a major player and a
name to clean the future. His pains today are pains he should
endure. In the present days of global apologies for the
persecution of Jews and American apology for the slavery imposed
on blacks, a northern apology to all of Nigeria for all the evils
of underdevelopment and wanton exploitation may be a crucial
starting point.