Frisky Larr (M. A.)
Radio/Television Journalist/Communication Scientist,
Govt. accredited Translator/Interpreter of the English language
Judicially sworn interpreter of English (Regional Court of Bochum)
Germany
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IBB has become vocal these days
featuring prominently in overt political and media exposure. He no
longer plans military coups. Well versed he seems though in also
planning civilian coups. He has not only planted protégés in
several organs and arms of democratic governance, he also gained
new followers seeking political realignment in the wake of cracks
in traditional alliance and loyalties. IBB makes no mistake these
days, in pointing out, who has ruined Nigeria and made Nigeria a
laughing stock in democratic governance. For him, the buck stops
at one door and that is the door of Ota farm.
Babangida for President by Frisky Larr
He has the
guts. He has the brains. The personality too! Indeed, Ibrahim
Badamosi Babangida has the looks of an elder statesman with the
smartness and intelligence that is rare amongst politicians of his
breed since the birth of our good old Nigeria. There were times,
in which I wondered if Ibrahim Babaginda did not choose the wrong
profession enlisting in the army by whatever means he chose. Alas
therein lies again the unique intelligence of the man with the
gift of tricks and strategies.
In every conventional status of nationhood in the comity of
nations, the military establishment serves the paramount purpose
of defending national integrity and upholding the inseparability
of the oneness of a nation within defined frontiers. Not so
however, in third world countries in the international league of
third class political connotation. The most formidable
establishment in every society is the military in terms of
physical prowess empowered by the strength of the gun and
artilleries. The inevitability of this status to facilitate the
onerous challenge of radiating an outwardly intimidating awe, has
never enticed operatives in this establishment to turn their
forces against the internal order of political power in civilized
societies. Again not so in the third division of international
political League of Nations! Third world countries soon discovered
the efficiency of the weapons at the disposal of the military. It
therefore became the assertive factor in defining political
destinies in third world countries.
Here, Ibrahim Babangida proved his wisdom by enlisting in the
army. Today, he owes whatever he is to his membership of the
military in which he quickly soared to the enviable positions of
fame and fortune that were offered by political exposure. Today,
Atiku Abubakar can also sing a louder song on how he owes his fame
and worldwide acclaim to his decision to jump aboard the bandwagon
of politics. Very few knew him as the head of the customs.
As a military operative, Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida (hereinafter
referred to as IBB) has left an indelible mark on the
establishment and the entire country that will forever be
remembered in the history of Nigeria. He rallied friends. Played
one against the other. Understood the game of instrumental
rationality using and dumping allies when they served a useful
purpose. For short, he planned coup d’etat. Indeed, it is said
today, that hardly any military coup d’etat has ever succeeded in
Nigeria without the involvement of IBB in strategic planning.
He outmaneuvered friends and foes and made it to the highest
office. The climax of his political travail till the present date!
He tried to revolutionize his position and styled himself a
President. He pretended to rule by constitution. He called for
public debate on structural adjustment. He saw a rejectionist
public trend. It didn’t bulge him a bit. He went ahead and
implemented the policy anyway. He dragged Nigeria into the Islamic
Conference Organization and didn’t care much that the majority of
Nigerians are non-Muslims. He allowed for a free press. But
journalists who dared to be too vocal and committed died in
mysterious circumstances. He allowed for free and fair elections.
But didn’t care much who won the day if it wasn’t his man.
In fact, IBB was a likeable man as self-imposed President. There
wasn’t much money for him to steal but the benefits of a series of
foreign loans were hardly seen. The little that accrued from oil
revenues was hardly accounted for in public works. It was in fact,
the wake of delayed payment of salaries. Economic and financial
conmen suddenly appeared from nowhere. Foreigners were duped.
Foreign law enforcement agents sought cooperation with Nigerian
security forces and met a blind alley.
IBB was indeed a man against whom a chain of misdeeds as President
can be arraigned. Yet hardly anyone had any major complaint
against him until he took more than he can chew by annulling June
12th.
In the aftermath of transition to a more civilized process in a
consciously steady but slow sequence, IBB has had to change his
military uniform against a civil garment. Ever since though, he is
being trailed by the most prominent slogan of having presided over
a reign of monumental corruption.
An evil arrangement pushed him out of power and he was coerced
into strategic silence to preserve his life in a reign of terror.
He saw his chance in the demise of Sani Abacha and brought out a
tried and tested Obasanjo from prison to hold brief temporarily
for the traditional northern grip on power. In his usual tactical
fashion of strategic planning (this time though no longer among
the military ranks) he struck his deal on the regional transfer of
power after a given period.
But things went wrong. Not only did Obasanjo turn around and did
all he could to decimate him and end once and for all, the vicious
circle of power recycling, Atiku Abubakar, with whom no one
reckoned became over-ambitious.
Indeed the regime of Olusegun Obasanjo ensured the consolidation
of new vocabularies in the zoning of Nigerian politics.
South-South, Southwest, Middle-belt etc. became household phrases
to awaken a psychological consciousness that Nigeria was not made
of North and South alone. IBB saw the trick at an early stage and
so did his northern compatriots. They knew the implication too
well that the simple North-South zoning would become difficult to
sell to Nigerians if this psychological consciousness was allowed
to take hold. But Obasanjo had his way with the power of
incumbency.
It became the birth of chaos. Sharia declarations! Atiku’s
rebellion suddenly gained strategic regional support by powers
behind the scene. Judicial activism! Strange judgments became a
routine. The press intensified its aggression being fueled by a
strategically miscalculated third term agenda to hold the north
from power for as long as possible, amongst other reasons.
Again, an opportunity crept up after getting Obasanjo to
understand the risk he faced if he dared to shift power to another
political zone. A candidate had to be nominated for the ruling
party, which foundation IBB authoritatively contributed to.
Somehow (don’t ask me how) Atiku Abubakar, in spite of all the
powerful support from behind the scene had been carefully
maneuvered into irrelevance save for the history book of court
judgments. IBB guessed it would be his time to continue with the
recycling of power.
Once again, Olusegun Obasanjo stood in his way and conjured a
trump card from nowhere that was hard to reject. The name was
Yar’Adua, which significance was no pushover in the northern
dynasty. IBB was forced to swallow the bitter pill and bowed out
in stage-managed gallantry.
His field day came up however, in the aftermath of May 29th,
2007. His protégé-turn-nemesis Olusegun Obasanjo was out of power.
Ever since the noise has been growing louder from IBB’s corner.
He launched a series of public relations exercises to wash himself
clean knowing the formidable task it entails to foster
acceptability in the face of the wider masses. His first interview
was aimed at debunking the phrase of having presided over a reign
of “Monumental Corruption”. He wasted no time in shifting
that phrase to public enemy number one, who was a ready-made
receptacle to absorb all filthy phrases in the aftermath of a
successful northern ploy of wrecking a name coupled with several
self-inflicted pains.
IBB has become vocal these days featuring prominently in overt
political and media exposure. He no longer plans military coups.
Well versed he seems though in also planning civilian coups. He
has not only planted protégés in several organs and arms of
democratic governance, he also gained new followers seeking
political realignment in the wake of cracks in traditional
alliance and loyalties. IBB makes no mistake these days, in
pointing out, who has ruined Nigeria and made Nigeria a laughing
stock in democratic governance. For him, the buck stops at one
door and that is the door of Ota farm.
He is doing all he can to remain relevant in the Nigerian
political scene. He has only stopped short of saying “I am next
for President”. The strategy is all too brilliant. All the pieces
must fit. Honesty, purity, unassailable regional perfection! So it
is that Sani Abacha must be resold for the world to know the
historical records of the blessing of northern rule.
The only devilish rule that Nigeria has ever had came from a
westerner! A brilliant cat and mouse strategy, because as they
say, the mouse bites and blows the pain soft for the victim to
feel no pain! But what about June 12th? A pain in the
ass that is looking like a harder nut to crack!
The evil genius has the answer. Professor Humphrey Nwosu! All of a
sudden someone appears from oblivion after heralding a plan to
speak out at a time nobody missed his voice. The carefully
choreographed coup de grande was to be unleashed on June 12th
2008 in the launching of a book.
At the center again was Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida! Election
results that everyone has long known was now formally announced.
We forget however that no logistical machinery is in place any
longer to verify the accuracy of the so-called post-mortem
declaration of victory.
Oh lest I forget! Then came by the way, the gracious revelation
that it was not IBB who cancelled June 12th. We forgot
completely that IBB was a figurehead as President with a Prime
Minister whose name we didn’t know, who was in charge of running
operative governance. Many were said to be capable of overruling
IBB as President. It’s all praises and hail to Professor Humphrey
Nwosu. I am really looking forward to a day, in which a northern
political operative would serve graciously to do the bidding of a
Southern politician in sound and spotless image laundering.
First it was Sani Abacha and the legislative house flooded by IBB
boys kept conspicuously mute. It’s no secret today that Governor
Gbenga alone is not the only IBB boy as governor. No governor
spoke out to condemn IBB’s outrageous whitewash of Sani Abacha.
Now it is a southern Professor (doesn’t matter that he should have
been an Easterner if geographical logic was followed) whitewashing
Ibrahim Badamosi Babaginda. Sadly too, it’s only the beginning. No
one should be surprised if many voices follow in the days, weeks
and months ahead. When the four-year term of Umaru Musa Yar’Adua
draws to a close, the slogan will be loud and clear “Babangida
for President”! The ultimate comeback that is yet in the
budding stage! “I pity Nigeria”