Frisky Larr (M. A.)
Radio/Television Journalist/Communication Scientist,
Govt. accredited Translator/Interpreter of the English language
Judicially sworn interpreter of English (Regional Court of Bochum)
Germany
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If anything was lost on or underrated by President Obasanjo, it is
definitely the extent of the bond of brotherhood shared by
northern political stalwarts. While northerners by design continue
to teach the Southerners day-by-day how not to go about the game
of sectional bickering, southerners are loudest when it comes to
summoning the guillotine to the national stadium to hack off the
head of their few elites that were permitted by the Grace of
“Allah” to mount the saddle of leadership. When northerners of
substance disagree, it is done behind closed doors. The megaphone
voices of discontent amongst northerners are most often,
politically irrelevant in mapping out geographical strategies by
consensus. Who speaks today of the renegade Muhammadu Buhari or
Abubakar Rimi (notable megaphone dissenters) as northern
powerbrokers?
The Northern Agenda:
Spinmeisters at work and breeding a revolution by Frisky Larr
When Ex-President Olusegun
Obasanjo picked on Umaru Musa Yar’Adua as his successor in Aso
Rock, he had a lot of ideas in mind and a clear vision as well, of
what he wanted the little known and ailing Governor of provincial
Katsina to achieve as President. Allowing a more qualified and
competent personality from other geographical zone to succeed him
in the Presidency in breach of tacit gentleman’s agreement would
be risking the unity of the country. The Sharia drive had once
shown how far northerners would go to make their impact felt when
they feel slighted and marginalized for once in the history of
Nigeria.
Olusegun Obasanjo knew quite well that he was not only fulfilling
a pledge of shifting geographical positions, he was keen on
protecting Nigeria’s hard-earned treasury resources from willful
plunderers counting on the purity of a man with the reputation of
religious devotion and honesty. Above all else, President Obasanjo
sought protection against a mob-gone-wild that haunted him from
the press, the judiciary and the legislature. This latter
motivation it was that superseded all other considerations in such
a way that the election of the Ex-President’s man was a do-or-die
affair. Events unfolding today have truly justified this sentiment
as the chameleonic attitude of strategic glorification has now
seen erstwhile friends of the Ex-President teaming up with his
foes and launching futile wars against the President’s image.
The extremely charged, poisonously hostile and volatile political
atmosphere that characterized the dying days of the last
administration was single-handedly responsible for the reality
that no President in his right senses would have allowed for the
free and fair election of his own successor. Political suicide I
guess, was not on Olusegun Obasanjo’s agenda.
If anything was lost on or underrated by President Obasanjo, it is
definitely the extent of the bond of brotherhood shared by
northern political stalwarts. While northerners by design continue
to teach the Southerners day-by-day how not to go about the game
of sectional bickering, southerners are loudest when it comes to
summoning the guillotine to the national stadium to hack off the
head of their few elites that were permitted by the Grace of
“Allah” to mount the saddle of leadership. When northerners of
substance disagree, it is done behind closed doors. The megaphone
voices of discontent amongst northerners are most often,
politically irrelevant in mapping out geographical strategies by
consensus. Who speaks today of the renegade Muhammadu Buhari or
Abubakar Rimi (notable megaphone dissenters) as northern
powerbrokers?
The last administration left a vibrant economy with growth rates
of continental envy thanks to export revenue. Foreign reserves
were figured at unparalleled amounts. Projects were commenced and
launched requiring follow-up efforts in continuative moves of
managerial and constructive complementation.
Unfortunately however, the succeeding President Umaru Musa
Yar’Adua’s most remarkable achievement till today, has been
shielding his predecessor from the mob’s guillotine often using
precisely this same predecessor to play his strategic game of
populist appeal in a two-steps-forward, one-step-backward ploy.
Today, Nigerians know that the war against corruption has drawn to
a standstill because a northern rascal named Nuhu Ribadu
dared to join forces with a declared enemy of the north who
betrayed the trust of northern powerbrokers. It didn’t matter if
his cause was noble. He was sacrificed to the applause of
narrow-minded and truly intellectually blinded mob of the present
century. Occasionally, a power-drunk Minister of Justice would
face the press and cough out a stench of ignorant vituperations
often as a prelude to Presidential actions. When the dust settles
down however, President Yar’A do NOTHING will emerge from nowhere
and declare: “Obasanjo is my leader” and withdraw for a
while leaving the stage for rats to dance and wine!
The last administration tried its best to display a Federal
character in the constitution of its leadership team. A Yoruba
President was not surrounded by Yorubas. The closest personal
confidant – even though, a controversial suspect of fraud – was an
Easterner. Major players in key positions were geographically
evenly distributed such that even indigenes of Edo state (Anenih,
Obaseki) were allowed to feature prominently. Today, a President
in the grip of northern interest is obsessed with the filling of
strategic positions with northerners and northerners alone.
The last prominent politician that was judiciously brought to book
to give account of criminal stewardship was Lucky Igbinedion of
Edo State. Ever since, a lot has quickly died down on the
corruption front. Wielding the enigmatic mantra of the rule of
law, some hobby writers who may be forgiven for ignorance in the
art of writing, come forward to advance the unfortunate
thought-crime of the rule of law being more important than
fighting unconventional causes with unconventional means.
Thank goodness, the Special Anti-Robbery Squad (SARS) adopted the
unconventional method of shooting known criminals and cultists at
sight in Benin City to calm down the infamous crime wave that had
been rocking that city in recent years. So much for the rule of
law in a lawless society!
A President that is weird in all ramifications chooses to send an
active public servant out of public view because he was pursuing a
noble cause without close consultation with the President. Now the
cause has been killed to pursue window-dressing projects like
prosecuting Iyabo Obasanjo. A cause that goes down far better with
the brainless mob of Causcescu’s fame. With Ribadu not formally
relieved of his position as Gani Fawehinmi has rightly pointed
out, the President has appointed a replacement almost in
circumvention of his megaphone ‘due process’ policy until
the senate blew the whistle on him.
But “for every bad move that this Johanna makes, they’ve got a
good explanation” Eddy Grant once said in an Apartheid-related
parody. They say it is a sinister ploy against the Waziri that the
due process of removal (and not study leave for one year) of Nuhu
Ribadu is demanded by Gani Fawehinmi before the appointment of
Waziri can be pursued. The Spinmeisters are everywhere selling the
blockbuster President as the best thing to ever happen to Nigeria.
They not only foolishly, maliciously and dishonestly point out
that Umaru Musa Yar’Adua inherited a rotten Nigeria from his
predecessor, they conveniently ignore the state of Nigeria
inherited by Olusegun Obasanjo, who left the same nation in a
different state 20 years before.
Also willfully ignoring the state of the buoyant economy handed
over to the present administration, they put a neophyte spin on
facts to ignore the burgeoning volume of our balance of trade and
balance of overall budget left behind by the past administration.
The least uncontested contention is the state of power stations
begging for follow-up investments and installation-hardware
wasting away in our ports. Yet the Spinmeisters say one year is
not enough to get a grasp of situation and define an independent
course.
The next man on the line will definitely be Governor Soludo of the
Central Bank. A brilliant technocrat, who together with
Okonjo-Iweala authored Nigeria’s economic success of the past
eight years, Governor Soludo is obviously too independent-minded
for a President, who will do nothing tangible but have his two
hands on deck in every nook and corner.
One foolish hobby author with his brains at the peripheral end of
his physique wonderfully opined that launching infrastructural
projects by awarding the relevant contracts after twelve months of
leadership was not the crust of the matter. Today, the nation is
virtually in darkness with sections that have not seen electricity
for the past one month. While the self-styled intellects are able
to afford generators and diesel to match, contract award will not
matter much as long as political power is kept with the north and
the north alone.
Historical facts were revisited recently and colonial agenda
uncovered, bordering on the fear of a more intellectual and
enlightened south embracing communism as opposed to a more
conservative, religious and less educated northern population.
This notion and this notion alone it was that saw the British
colonialists opting to manipulate processes in favor of empowering
northerners into the political leadership of Nigeria, which the
north now erroneously seem to perceive as a natural right of
fortune.
Unfortunately however, the world has come a long way. Awareness
and the means of spreading them are growing by the day. The
volatility of public order engineered by discontent and elitist
indifference has laid a fertile groundwork for an ultimate
revolution of the downtrodden.
The hope for a public uprising died woefully in the aftermath of
the flawed elections of April 2007 because the public did not wish
to fight any war of attrition as surrogates of some selfish
politicians. With an intellectually comprehensive social stratum
making up a negligibly small fraction of overall popular strength,
media hostility was not enough to steer public sentiment in one
direction and unjustly against a single target.
With jobless surrogates of political criminals up in arms at the
Niger Delta openly threatening the unity of Nigeria, and a
misguided and disgruntled Movement for the Actualization of the
Sovereign State of Biafra brandishing weapons and the Biafran flag
in broad daylight, President Umaru Musa Yar’Adua is still not able
to see the writing on the wall and work towards national unity.
He is busy filling strategic positions with loyalists to the
northern agenda. Infrastructure is declared a subordinate project
in this agenda of priority and regional segregation is uplifted to
the realms of urgency. With two regions however, accustomed to the
routine use of weapons, in political dealings and the level of
intellectual awareness growing by the day, Nigeria is sitting on a
powder keg waiting to be blown.
When it finally blows however, there will be millions who have
nothing to lose. Soldiers will be out shooting. Hundreds will die.
Hundreds more will move ahead until soldiers are out of weapon,
overwhelmed or wisely choose to turn on Aso Rock.
When this dreadful scenario becomes reality though, the north and
the north alone shall bear the blame for focusing too much on
solitary hegemony without the will to share for real. Umaru Musa
Yar’Adua will have questions to answer for deliberate weakness and
the propagation of an elusive mirage and erection of phantom
castles.