In the exercise of naming political 419ers in the legislative
houses, let it surprise no one that if Senator Nuhu Aliyu is
allowed to name names, he might come up with an astonishing list
in which the first on the list might be the list maker himself –
Nuhu Aliyu, probably followed by David Mark and my good friend –
Mr Dimeji Bankole. By the time the full list are read out, maybe,
just maybe, we would have less than fifty legislators with a
mandate not acquired through political equivalent of economic 419.
So let those who live in a glass house stop recklessly throwing
stones.
419 LEGISLATORS IN THE HOUSE: HELPING ALIYU STATE THEIR NAMES by Dotun Oyeniyi
N
igeria is at it once again. A nation
that continues to craft a spectacular image for itself in terms of
its ability to spring out to the whole world, in a repetitive and
endless format, news of incredible events, which could only be
thought to be in the realm of improbable fictional imaginations of
Hollywood scriptwriters, but which are factual and played out in
Africa most populous nation.
Where else could it have happened if not in
Nigeria, that a nation’s sitting chief law officer was murdered
and no one was brought to book? The prime suspect in that
horrendous murder was still being detained when the ruling
People’s Democratic Party virtually plucked him out of the prison
and delivered him to the upper legislative house as a
distinguished senator. This is not to apportion any guilt to him.
It is for the courts to apportion guilt and they have cleared him
of any guilt. So be it. What is beyond comprehension, and even
constitutes an assault on commonsense was the inability or the
arrogant refusal of the PDP to look beyond a murder suspect as a
candidate for a senatorial seat. In any event, the trial was
enmeshed, ab initio, with so many flagrant anomalies. Very typical
of the Nigerian Police, with an appalling record of resolving
murder cases, that they depended almost entirely on circumstantial
evidence which rarely suffice to secure conviction in murder
trials. The rest, as they say, is now history, at least for now.
On the 27th of January 2002, an
explosion from the munitions depot of Ikeja military cantonment
claimed more than a thousand lives, some died instantly and others
drowned in the nearby canal as they tried to escape the ferocious
inferno. The whole world looked at us with a mixture of sympathy
and consternation. The response of the federal government and the
military hierarchy to the management of that crisis was
unspeakable. Not the least when the then president visited the
scene and was met with the rage of a distressed mob who shouted at
him in anger. Chief Obasanjo met their grievance with another
brand of ‘militocratic’ anger which was unbecoming of the
president of a nation. ‘Shut up you fools.’ He appears to have
shouted at the wailing crowd. ‘I am not supposed to be here in the
first instance, don’t you have a governor? Where is Bola Tinubu?
Tell me, you think it is the duty of your president to come and
commiserate with you. You are wrong; I have better jobs than doing
that…..’
It is only in a nation like ours that a serving
president will dare utter such forbidden phrases that was pregnant
with sarcasm, arrogance and incivility to victims of his own
government’s negligence. It is doubtful if any of the victims –
the maimed survivors and dependants of the dead have been
compensated in any way to date.
The series of unending loss of lives in
hundreds to pipeline fire which the government appears to be
incapable of stemming had seriously reduced the worth of an
average Nigerian life so much so that the most recent pipeline
fire in Lagos that consumed hundreds of live was not even aired on
the BBC for a second. Blame not the BBC but ourselves, if you
label your bucket ‘bin’, do not complain if the people dropped
their garbage inside it.
However, I am beginning to jump the gun
somewhat. The real thrust of this article is not to delve too much
on the old news from Nigeria but to analyse the latest in the
series generated by Senator Nuhu Aliyu that 419ers abound in the
legislative chambers.
Just about two weeks ago did the hitherto
anonymous senator from Niger state stated the obvious – Nigerian
Legislative houses are dotted with 419ers. The news was not much
of a surprise to the world but what is amazing is the furore
generated by the news. Faced with a barrage of criticism from his
honourable colleagues who took up ammunitions in their droves
against him, Senator Aliyu chickened out of the controversy in a
least tactical and shameful manner like Nigerian police will
extort money from motorists. What do we expect from a retired DIG,
a professional police by Nigerian standard? Well, if he had chosen
to eat his words, one can help him name names.
It becomes imperative to define who exactly is
a 419er. Irrespective of the modus operandi involved, a 419er is
he who uses con to disown another of, and convert to his, that
other’s valuable possession. The valuable possession is usually
but not exclusively money, it might be an asset convertible to
money. Houses, cars, land, goods and from Nigerian politician’s
perception of democracy as a lucrative business, political mandate
qualifies as an asset of target by 419ers.
In the light of the inclusion of political
mandate as an asset of target by 419ers, how many of our lawmakers
in Abuja can still dare Senator Aliyu to name names. How many of
them became legislators on a platter of a fraud-free mandate? The
elections which produced most of them were characterised with so
much fraud, blatant rigging and ballot stuffing that a big
question of legitimacy dangles over both legislative houses.
In the exercise of naming political 419ers in the legislative
houses, let it surprise no one that if Senator Nuhu Aliyu is
allowed to name names, he might come up with an astonishing list
in which the first on the list might be the list maker himself –
Nuhu Aliyu, probably followed by David Mark and my good friend –
Mr Dimeji Bankole. By the time the full list are read out, maybe,
just maybe, we would have less than fifty legislators with a
mandate not acquired through political equivalent of economic 419.
So let those who live in a glass house stop recklessly throwing
stones.