It is obvious that the new EFCC under Waziri has some highly
placed antagonists in the Senate. These antagonists stage-managed
the controversy over her appointment and have now taken the battle
to a new dimension. The strategy is to find fault with her actions
and by so doing, create public suspicion against the EFCC under
her. This subtle approach to discredit Waziri is tantamount to
witchcraft if Fani-Kayode’s superstitions have broader
applications.
Fani-Kayode And The Witchcraft Against EFCC by Atsar Terver
Less than two years ago, a Minister of the Federal Republic of
Nigeria attempted to walk a Vice President of the country out from
a Federal Executive Council meeting. His reason was that the then
Vice president had been purportedly indicted by an Administrative
Panel of Inquiry, which investigated him over the running of the
funds of the Petroleum Technology Development Fund (PTDF). He
pontificated that he (as an incorruptible citizen) could not bear
the pain of sitting in the same meeting with an indicted Vice
President. This fragrant breach of protocol was unfortunately
played down by the then President who saw it as a mark of loyalty
on the part of the rude minister. That Minister was yesterday
arrested by the EFCC over ongoing investigations in the
multi-billion Aviation Intervention Fund scam. That minister is
Chief Femi Fani-Kayode.
His arrest together with his predecessor in the Aviation Ministry,
Professor Borishade, has swollen up the number of identified
corrupt ministers of the past regime by two. This has opened up
not only the lid on the true character of these ministers but also
about the system that threw them up as ministers. I was one of the
voices that cried out when Borishade was recycled from the
Aviation ministry to that of Education after a disastrous tenure
that saw three plane crashes occurring in quick succession. Fani-Kayode
was drafted to take over from him not necessarily out of merit but
as a form of compensation for his rabid tongue against his
master’s opponents.
Considering that fact that these two ministers were so
indispensable to their employer, it is reasonable to suggest that
their actions in office were a reflection of the mood of the
government of the day. With all the gory revelations of sleaze
perpetrated in the ministry under their control, one would further
suggest that these corrupt practices were sanctioned by their
employer, hence the failure of the EFCC then to sanction them.
They could therefore go about parading themselves as saints while
their employer’s enemies were hounded and demonised through
shoddily convened panels of inquiry equipped with predetermined
conclusions and recommendations as terms of reference. Hypocrisy
was thus the unwritten code-of-conduct or guiding philosophy of
that regime.
The contradicting testimonies of the two ex-ministers before the
Senate committee has established a prima facie that at least one
of them is lying (or lied) under oath. There is also a possibility
that both could be lying but what can be safely ruled out here is
the possibility that both are telling the truth. The question then
is who among the two is culpable? EFCC must get to the root of it
and have the guilty convicted.
I am particularly dazed by the near comical dimension
Fani-Kayode’s testimony swerved when he introduced the witchcraft
theory to explain the frequent plane crashes witnessed under
Borishade. He stated categorically that some blood-sucking witches
or cultists in the ministry were responsible for the crashes. In
order words, the rotten infrastructure, poor communication and
navigation facilities, dilapidated runways, inadequately
maintained aircrafts, had nothing to do with the plane crashes.
Therefore it was even a waste of money to conceive the safe tower
project for which billions were allocated. Just how far should
mediocrity go? A whole Minister of Aviation could not look beyond
his superstitions to identify the immediate and remote problems
that bedevilled the ministry he was called upon to supervise.
Shame!
Don’t get me wrong. The devil truly exits and blood-sucking demons
and cultists do exist as well but what Fani-Kayode needs to
explain is why the demons or cultists prefer the blood of plane
crash victims. And what did he do during his tenure to exorcise
the ministry of these cultists? Could we then suggest the
inclusion of ‘Basic Demonology’ as a compulsory course in our
educational curriculum in order to prepare our future leaders with
the necessary esoteric skills to enable them function as Ministers
if called upon to serve in the future? Imagine how difficult it
could have been for Fani-Kayode to function as a Minister without
a working knowledge of witchcraft. Just imagine!
But what could we expect from a man whose
mentor also once went to consult the elders (oracle) in his
village in search for a solution to pipeline vandalization in the
Niger Delta, which was causing perennial fuel scarcity nationwide?
Nigerians are so vulnerable to religion that our ruling class has
learnt to exploit our gullibility to hide their incompetence. They
take the issues away from the physical domain and place them in
the supernatural realm, thus rendering them untouchable,
inexplicable and ultimately intractable. When they rig themselves
into power, they attribute it to ‘an act of God’. If they lose,
it’s an act of the devil through their political enemies, usually
termed detractors.
I understand the senate has condemned the arrest of the suspects
in their chambers. I can understand their fears; with several of
them having skeletons to hide in their cupboards (Ask Senator Nuhu
Aliu for details), they probably fear that one day the EFCC may
defy their immunity in the chambers and arrest them also since the
new EFCC boss has promised to step on ‘big toes’. The Senate needs
to understand that the National Assembly offers immunity to the
lawmakers only. This does not extend to non-senators who may find
themselves in the chambers for one reason or the other. Suppose an
armed robber runs into the Senate chambers to seek cover from
arrest, will the Senate not hand him over to the Police?
The language used by the Senate President to upbraid the EFCC was
rather unbecoming of a number three citizen. Mark referred to EFCC
as ‘these people’. Listening to him one would think the Senate was
invaded by some aliens from Mars. And what are his reasons? He
talked about morality rather than law or constitutional
provisions. Mark is less worried about the law or the
constitution. He is not bothered about the fight against
corruption. We now know who the real enemies of anti corruption
are. Hitherto we have been served a cocktail of lies and smear
propaganda against the President and his AGF, accusing them of
scuttling the anti-graft war. We know better now. With Farida in
the saddle, nemesis is finally coming close to the real enemies of
Nigeria, some of them, sitting cosily in high places including the
chambers of the National Assembly.
It is obvious that the new EFCC under Waziri has some highly
placed antagonists in the Senate. These antagonists stage-managed
the controversy over her appointment and have now taken the battle
to a new dimension. The strategy is to find fault with her actions
and by so doing, create public suspicion against the EFCC under
her. This subtle approach to discredit Waziri is tantamount to
witchcraft if Fani-Kayode’s superstitions have broader
applications.
The senate should be seen as not only supporting the war against
corruption but should be playing active role as partners in the
war. Therefore the condemnation of the EFCC over the arrest of the
two ex-ministers is an unnecessary distraction and uncalled for.